Once upon a time there was a couple who got on an airplane with the intention of having a wonderful exotic vacation at a place with pyramids, although not the place that you normally think about when you hear the word pyramid. This exotic place was in Central America. The flight attendant announced that everyone needed to turn off their cellphones and electronic equipment because the interference could cause the airplane's controls to malfunction. The couple was so excited that they forgot to turn off their cellphones, and in fact were so excited that they made a call on their cellphone which caused the plane to crash like an arrow to earth. Just like in Lost. However, unlike in Lost, the clues were not numbers, but were letters in boxes. They collected a lot of clues but did not know the key to the answer. So they found a magnifying glass in the wreckage of the plane and searched for more clues. Not being very clever, they didn't start a fire with the magnifying glass. Then it was night, a dark moonless night, and in the dark skies they saw a shooting star. Suddenly the moon came out from behind the dark cloud cover (did I mention the couple wasn't very bright?) and they realized that what they had seen wasn't a shooting star, but another plane crashing to the ground. Duh duh duh!!!!
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