Once upon a time, there was an archer. He was a happy archer because of how good he was at shooting people with arrows. One day, he was sitting up in a tree at his guard post when he saw a friggin ALIEN! He was about to shoot when the alien yelled "STOP! I have a mystical device...a magnet! And it will attract the arrow no matter which direction you shoot it." The archer took a moment to calculate his odds, then shot the alien in the face. To celebrate his success, he searched the alien body and found the key to the very existence of humanity!
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